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fuckyeahsexeducation:




bittersilver:

kawaiiflowerchild:

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.

When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
This is not relative to this blog but I didn’t know it was possible.




I’d just like to say that things like hands and feet are of course going to stretch out condoms as they have bones. Penises are a lot softer and more sensitive so it is important to find condoms that do fit. You may be able to do the above with regular condoms but it may cut off circulation or be uncomfortable for certain penises. You DEFINITELY can find a condom that fits, go up in sizes or try different brands as sizing is different, or try different styles or if all else fails use an internal condom. However, this is kind of spreading some misinformation. It can be difficult to hold an erection if you aren’t wearing the right size of condom, you may have pain or discomfort or cause circulation problems. 

fuckyeahsexeducation:

bittersilver:

kawaiiflowerchild:

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.

When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.

This is not relative to this blog but I didn’t know it was possible.

I’d just like to say that things like hands and feet are of course going to stretch out condoms as they have bones. Penises are a lot softer and more sensitive so it is important to find condoms that do fit. You may be able to do the above with regular condoms but it may cut off circulation or be uncomfortable for certain penises. You DEFINITELY can find a condom that fits, go up in sizes or try different brands as sizing is different, or try different styles or if all else fails use an internal condom. However, this is kind of spreading some misinformation. It can be difficult to hold an erection if you aren’t wearing the right size of condom, you may have pain or discomfort or cause circulation problems. 

(Source: jonnovstheinternet)

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How To Make the End of the World Sexy

How To Make the End of the World Sexy



As you know the Mayan Calander is about to run out, meaning the end of the world is upon us. So, unless you’re partying till the brink of the apocalypse, spend your last hours doing some sexy things with your lover— or a stranger (we won’t tell, but maybe use a condom, you know just in case it’s not really the end of the world…)


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Sexy Stocking Stuff-ers

Sexy Stocking Stuff-er’s from EdenFantasys.com



Time is a wasting for your online holiday shopping! Lucky for you Eden Fantasys is offering free shipping on orders over $25 (including Standard, Expedited and 3 Day!)

So, why don’t you add a little something naughty under your tree?

Kinky and I have found a few things that we have on our wish lists…

All I want for Christmas is:



Maybe it’s my obsession with all things penguin, or maybe it’s my nostalgia for bath toys, but I’d love to try out this cute little guy out during my alone time in the bath. 



While he doesn’t look very powerful, I kind of like the idea that no one would suspect his naughty purpose…

This one is a guilty pleasure that I’ve wanted to try with my other half for a while. I’ve heard good and bad things about this little beauty, but I’d like to feel the love for myself

Guess what I want for Christmas?…… A glass candy cane dildo! :)



I know you totally guessed that, right. I have recently discovered the pleasure of glass sex toys. Something you will soon discover once more of our sex toy reviews are posted. It’s something that can be very intimidating at first but it needn’t be. Glass is easy to sterilize. You can make them warm or cold and they come in such fun shapes. I was so excited to see a candy cane one. 



It’s fun, cute, festive, and most importantly a candy cane is the perfect shape. At least I think it would be. In fact I couldn’t resist and just ordered one as a special naughty gift for myself. I can’t wait to get it. I just think it would be such a cute stocking stuff for the special someone in your life and its so pretty who would suspect it’s also a dildo?


I also want something that can be used solo as well as with a partner like it’s intended that is the Bedroom Kandi Rise and Shine Rechargeable Cock Ring.

I have been oogling this cock ring ever since it came out. It has 7 functions. You can take the bullet vibrator off the ring and use it solo. Best of all it’s usb rechargeable! What better gift for the man or woman in your life! Endless possibilities



If I got this in my stocking I would be thrilled *hint hint*.

Or you make your own Sexy Gift Kit by customizing your kink. ;)


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Boobs! Tits! Melons! Jugs!

Boobs! Tits! Melons! Jugs!


Whatever you call them Learn to love them!

Breast come in all shapes and sizes depending on the amount of fatty tissue contained within. One’s breast size and shape are generally described based on the classifications of the Bra & lingerie industry.
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Prior to World War I, women breasts were stuffed into corsets and other single-fabric contraptions. The precursor of the two cup bra was designed by a woman named Caresse Crosby. She sold the patent for her concept -two handkerchiefs sewn together with attached ribbon straps- in 1913, and the beginning of the 11.3 billion lingerie business was born. Caresse’s flimsy bras slowly evolved to more constrictive undergarments. Bra manufacturer’s (run by men) began to sew the bras to girdles, thus tightly binding the woman wearer. These slowly evolved into pointy bras in the 1950s. (Is it any wonder why the woman’s liberation movement began with folk burning their bras?)

Today’s bras are more functional and comfortable. They provide support while “helping” a woman’s figure to conform to current societal norms. Brassiere manufacturers have come up with nomenclature to allow standardization of their products. The chest size is actually determined by measuring the diameter of the rib cage below the breasts and adding 5. The cup Size is a measure of the volume of the breast, and is denoted by the first letters of the alphabet.

Breasts are usually asymmetrical, meaning that one woman’s breast may be a different size or shape than her other breast. Interestingly, a woman’s left breast is usually a little larger then her right breast, though this is only a generalization. (It is also quite common for men to have one testicle that is a different size or shape than the other.) 


Something women struggle with is breast size. We are expected to have enormous boobs, but still be a size 2. I have large breasts and to all the women who think they should have them I say think twice. Now don’t get me wrong I love my boobs, but they cause me problems. Sever back pain making it uncomfortable to run and bras are never comfortable. I am always putting them on and then taking them off trying to get some relief. Eventually I might even have to have a breast reduction. A childhood friend of mine had to get hers reduced because the weight of her breasts were actually causing fractures in her spine. 

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Penis Size



Does Size Matter?



Penis size has always been a controversial issue. Guys are always comparing dicks. Believe it or not it wasn’t always to see who was bigger. 


In ancient Rome a large penis was considered vulgar so it was actually a small penis that was considered desirable. Penis size is a very sensitive issue for a guy. Many of guys are so needlessly self conscious about it.





The average length of a penis is about 6 inches (about the length of a US dollar bill) The average length of a woman’s vaginal canal is about 4 inches. Do the math!

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Happy Baby Making Day!

Happy Baby Making Day!

Today, is December 11! Statistically the most fertile day of the year. 


"According to new research, the most popular birthday in the UK is September 16. This means that most of those babies were conceived on … today, the day of babymaking. Researchers attribute this surge in conception to holiday parties and the cold weather, which makes sperm quality better. So, if you’re in the market for a kid, today is the day to make it happen. Get busy. And if you’re not trying to get knocked up, feel free to celebrate anyway. Just be careful." 

 Angelowicz, Ami. “Happy Best Babymaking Day Of The Year!” The Frisky. Daily Mail UK, 11 Dec. 2012. Web. 11 Dec. 2012. 


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Sex Toy Review-- Alise

Alise Vibrating Massager

From nsnovelties

Introduced 3-26-12

Kinky Kraken gives this toy: 8/10 Caresses
Samus Andress gives this toy: 7/10 Caresses

Total Naked Geek score:   7.5/10 Caresses
"Beautiful in both form and function, the Alise massager is made of 100% pure body-safe platinum silicone. Soft to the touch, yet firm enough for both vaginal and anal penetration, this flexible massager is the ultimate in luxury. The Alise massager features 7 distinct stimulating functions and is virtually silent at all times. With no detail overlooked, this massager features a long-lasting rechargeable power supply and is completely waterproof. This item comes beautifully packaged in a gift box."